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Dear Dead Island, Your Sewers Sent Me Straight To Gears of War 3

Dear Dead Island,

At first I wasn't sure if I liked you or not. But I loved the game you completely ripped off (Borderlands) and I love zombie stuff, so I started to really like you too. I didn't mind running all over the island opening up suitcases for $37 or looking everywhere for "Oleander." Taking a zombie's head off with my modified baseball bat or curb stomping his face was extremely fun, especially when I was playing with friends. But then you sent me into the sewers.

Every zombie game has a sewer level I guess. I get it. But Jesus, did you have to make me go through endless tunnels and rooms that basically all look the same? You added one new zombie to kill, but did he have to be such a rip off of the puking guy from Left 4 Dead? And then, after I finally got out of the sewers, did you really have to send me all the way back through them?

Dead Island, you went from a game where it felt like I could explore the "world" around me, to sending me on a rail so you could get the plot further along. A plot that, by the way, once I got to the cut scenes made no sense.

I only have so much time to play video games, and sad to say for you there are a lot of new games out now. I put in Gears of War 3 instead last night, and although it's not fundamentally that different from the GoW2 campaign (at least in game play), it's proving to be pretty fun so far. And I haven't even touched Horde mode yet.

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    These types of games can be really creepy sometimes. When some other is playing, you don’t feel that fear, but it comes to you than you feel what kind of hell you are going through. But I love these games I get super excited when I play them.
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Ditto. I enjoyed Dead Island, but on the shelf it goes. Kinda wish I hadn't dropped the $60, but maybe I'll pick it up again in 6 months or so.

September 23, 2011 | Registered CommenterJason

Yup. Have not looked back.

September 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKen

Climb over the rooftops of Paris , navigate within highly detailed buildings or dive into the depths of the catacombs and sewers .
Uncover the Secrets of Paris in the many quests as treasure hunting , investigate the mysterious murders or fill out the assassination contracts.

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